Dear Holy Father:
When you were selected, the Holy Spirit was obviously at work. Who would have thought of a Polish Pope? The Holy Spirit, that's who. And look at the affect you have had on ALL the world. Back when you were elected, Polish jokes were so very popular. Then the world got to know an intelligent, witty, spiritual Polish man. How proud I was and am to be Polish. I will be praying to you in Heaven now. Please help Mike find a job. Please help to promote peace from Heaven as you did on Earth.